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Contradiction VI

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I Frame Zenon z Elei: NOTHING CHANGES IT'S CLEAR AS CRYSTAL Heraklit: EVERYTHING IS CHANGING, ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS  II Frame BUM  III Frame Hume: CONTRADICTING THOUGHTS CAUSE UNNECESSARY CONFUSION.

Starring: Plato, Immanuel Kant, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel


To understand better

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138 – To understand better Frame 1   Platon: IMMANUEL, YOU COMPLETELY TWISTED MY TEACHING ON THE IDEAS. HOW COULD YOU.  Kant: CALM DOWN PLATO. I HAVE SIMPLY UNDERSTOOD BETTER, WHAT YOU YOURSELF WANTED TO SAY.     Frame 2  Hegel: IMMANUEL, I HAVE COME TO A CONCLUSION THAT ON THE GROUNDS OF YOUR STUDIES ONE MUST SAY THAT THE ABSOLUTE IS FULLY KNOWABLE.    Frame 3  Kant: WHAT A LOAD OF RUBBISH! AND TO EVEN SUGGEST, THAT THIS NONSENSE COMES FORM MY STUDIES! YOU'VE OT THE NERVES...  Starring: Plato, Immanuel Kant, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Starring: Plato, Immanuel Kant, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel


Lecture

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Frame 1 Inscription:  HOW TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE?  Frame 2 Adam:AND NOW, MY DEAR COLLEAGUE IMMANUEL, WILL DELIVER A LECTURE ENTITLED: HOW TO BECOME A GOOD MAN?  Frame 3 Immanuel:  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I'M GLAD THAT SO MANY OF YOU CAME HERE TODAY...

Starring: Adam Smith, Immanuel Kant


Iperative

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Immanuel:  WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS LADY ORDERED A GREEN TEA NOT A BLACK TEA... Frederic: SO WHAT, THIS IS TEA AND THAT IS TEA, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.... Immanuel: THINK WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE USED TO DO SO...  Frame 2 Frederic: WAITER! THIS COFFEE TASTES LIKE TEA! Ludwig: I APOLOGISE, I MUST HAVE GIVEN YOU CHOCOLATE, BY MISTAKE.  Frame 3 Immanuel:  THEREFORE  I TELL YOU: ACT ONLY ACCORDING TO THAT MAXIM WHEREBY YOU CAN, AT THE SAME TIME, WILL THAT IT SHOULD BECOME A UNIVERSAL LAW.

Starring: Frederic Nietzsche, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Immanuel Kant

Citation: Grounding for the Metaphysics of Morals Immanuel Kant, Edition 1993

The waiter joke: traditional


The ladder

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Frame1 Ludwig:  MY PROPOSITIONS ARE ELUCIDATORY IN THIS WAY: HE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME  FINALLY RECOGNIZES THEM AS SENSELESS, WHEN HE CLIMBED OUT THROUGH THEM, ON THEM, OVER THEM  Frame2 Ludwig:  HE MUST SO TO SPEAK THROW AWAY THE LADDER, AFTER HE HAS CLIMBED UP ON  IT.  Frame 3 Ludwig: HE MUST SURMOUNT THESE PROPOSITIONS, THEN HE SEES THE WORLD RIGHTLY.

Starring: Ludwig Wittgenstein, The Bear

Citation: Tractatus Logico-philosophicus, Ludwig Wittgenstein, 1922, Proposition 6.54


Beyond the frame

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rame1 Voice1:  IT'S ANNOYING IN COMIC THAT ONE CAN NEVER SEE WHAT IS BEYOND THE FRAME. Voice2:  BUT ANYTHING BEYOND THE FRAME IS UNIMPORTANT TO A STORY, SO BY DEFINITION CAN NOT BE IN THE FRAME...  Frame2 Voice 1:  BUT IF ONE MOVE THE FRAME, THEN THE THING THAT WASN'T IMPORTANT AT THE BEGINNING STARTS BEING IMPORTANT... Voice 2: I SUPPOSE SO...  Frame 3 Voice1:  BY THE WAY, WE ARE LUCKY NOT BEING IN A FRAME RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE WE WOULD LOOK SILLY! Voice2: YEP!

Starring: Today's characters preferred to stay anonymous. 


Heresy

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Frame1 Augustine: GOD IS OMNIPOTENT! AND THERE ARE NO LIMITATIONS TO HIM! Frame2 Frederic: CAN HE THEREFORE CREATE A STONE SO HEAVY THAT EVEN HE COULDN'T PICK UP?  Frame 3 Spanish inquisition:  NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION... Frederic: O!

Starring: Frederic Nietzsche, Augustine of Hippo, The Spanish Inquisition


Contradiction V

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I Frame Zenon z Elei: NOTHING CHANGES IT'S CLEAR AS CRYSTAL Heraklit: EVERYTHING IS CHANGING, ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS  II Frame BUM  III Frame Wittgenstein: CONTRADICTING THOUGHTS SHOULD BE FORBIDDEN.

Starring: Zenon from Elea, Heraklit from Efez, Ludwig Wittgenstein 


 

Aristotle translated

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Frame1 Aristotle: I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!  Frame2 Aristotle: IS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE MY BOOK? Marks: WE LOST THE ORIGINAL, SO WE PUBLISHED TRANSLATION OF THE ONLY ARABIC COPY WE HAD MANAGED TO GET  Frame 3 Aristotle: IS THAT SOME KIND OF A JOKE? Hegel: NOT AT ALL. IT'S THE TRUTH. Starring: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, Aristotle

Starring: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, Aristotle 


Blog of the year 2011

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Frame1 Send text message E00191 to a phone number 7122  Frame2 Fryderyk: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DOING THIS YOU ARE SUPPPORTING THE OWNER'S OFMEANS OF PRODUCTION... Marks: I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THIS... I'M QUITTING THIS JOB... THANKS.  Frame 3 Fryderyk myśli: SO NOW THE WHOLE PRIZE FOR WINNING THE COMPETITION OF THE BLOG OF THE YEAR GOES TO ME.

Starring: Frederic Nietzsche, Karl Marx

Really, we are not sure if people abroad can vote for us in this competition. But if you are not afraid of consequences you can risk and send text message E00191 probably to phone number +48 7122 . When sent from Poland it cost 1,23PLN but we have no idea what prices for other locations are.


Performative

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Frame 1 Aristotle: ATTENTION! I REPEAT. PERFORMATIVE UTTERANCE, IS A SENTENCE THAT  CREATES A NEW MATTER OF FACT. Rene: FOR EXAMPLE BY CONTAINING SPECIAL EXPRESSIONS SUCH AS: 'I ACCEPT', 'I DEMAND', 'I REFUSE'  Frame 2 Aristotle: EXCELLENT! NOW, PLEASE GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF A PERFORMATIVE UTTERANCE. Rene: I HEREBY DECLARE THAT THIS LESSON IS ALREADY OVER.   Frame 3 Aristotle: GREAT! YOU FINALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT THIS ALL IS ABOUT. NOW WE'RE GOING TO DISCUSS PROPOSITIONAL CALCULUS.

Starring: Aristotle,Young Rene Descartes 


New Year's Resolutions

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Frame 1 Immanuel: WHAT'S UP, JEAN PAUL? HANGOVER? Jan: NO, I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION  Frame 2 Immanuel: AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE SO WORE OUT? Jan: YES, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER FULFILLED MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION. AND MY LAST YEAR RESOLUTION WAS THE WORST...  Frame 3 Immanuel: AND WHAT HAVE YOU RESOLVED LAST YEAR? Jan: I RESOLVED THAT I WON'T MAKE ANY RESOLUTION NEXT YEAR...

Starring: Jean Paul Sartre, Immanuel Kant 


 

Greetings

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Augustine: ON THE OCCASION OF CHRISTMAS, I WISH YOU HEALTH, JOY AND EVERY SUCCESS.  Frame 2 Karl: USING THE OPPORTUNITY OF CHRISTMAS , I'D LIKE TO WISH EVERY ATHEIST ALL THE BEST.  Frame 3 Frederic:  COME ON KARL, ATHEISTS DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

Starring: Augustine of Hippo, Karl Marx, Frederic Nietzsche


Philosophical start

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Frame 1 Rene: AND I THINK THAT WE SHOULD START OUR RACE EXACTLY AT THIS POINT... Jurek: AND NOW WE ARE COMING BACK AGAIN TO THE DISCUSSION...  Frame 2 Jurek: ALL THE TIME I TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, THAT RACECOURSE IS ROUND SO IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER WHERE DO WE ACTUALLY START THE RACE...  Frame 3 Rene: WE DO NEED TO START SOMEWHERE, SO WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE? Jurek: WE CAN START RIGHT HERE, SINCE THERE ALREADY A STARTING LINE.

Starring: Rene Descartes, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel 


 

Aristotle gives speech

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Frame 1 Aristotle: OUR NEXT TASK IS TO STUDY COMING-TO-BE AND PASSING-AWAY. WE ARE TO DISTINGUISH THE CAUSES AND TO STATE THE DEFINITIONS, OF THESE PROCESSES, CONSIDERED IN GENERAL AS-CHANGES PREDICABLE UNIFORMLY OF ALL THE THINGS THAT COME-TO -BE AND PASS-AWAY BY NATURE. FURTHER WE ARE TO STUDY GROWTH AND 'ALTERATION'. WE MUST INQUIRE WHAT EACH OF THEM IS; AND WHETHER 'ALTERATION' IS TO BE IDENTIFIED WITH COMING-TO-BE OR WHETHER TO THESE DIFFERENT NAMES THERE CORRESPOND TWO SEPARATE PROCESSES WITH DISTINCT NATURES.  Frame 2 Aristotle: ...ACTUALLY, WHEN I START SPEAKING I HAVE IMMADIATELY THIS IMPRESSION THAT THEY DON'T  EVEN TRY TO LISTEN … Socrates: GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE SO I CAN UNDERSTAND BETTER THIS SITUATION  Frame 3 Aristotle: I START MORE OR LESS LIKE THIS: OUR NEXT TASK IS TO STUDY COMING-TO-BE AND PASSING-AWAY. WE ARE TO DISTINGUISH THE CAUSES AND TO STATE THE DEFINITIONS, OF THESE PROCESSES, CONSIDERED IN GENERAL AS-CHANGES PREDICABLE UNIFORMLY OF ALL THE THINGS THAT COME-TO -BE AND PASS-AWAY BY NATURE. FURTHER WE ARE TO STUDY GROWTH AND 'ALTERATION'. WE MUST INQUIRE WHAT EACH OF THEM IS; AND WHETHER 'ALTERATION' IS TO BE IDENTIFIED WITH COMING-TO-BE OR WHETHER TO THESE DIFFERENT NAMES THERE CORRESPOND TWO SEPARATE PROCESSES WITH DISTINCT NATURES.

Starring: Aristotle, Socrates

Citation: Aristotle, On generation and corruption, Book I


Contradictions IV

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I Frame Zenon z Elei: NOTHING CHANGES IT'S CLEAR AS CRYSTAL Heraklit: EVERYTHING IS CHANGING, ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS  II Frame BUM  III Frame Xanthippe: AS I'M SAYING, CONTRADICTING THOUGHTS CAUSE EXPLOSIONS. THAT'S NATURAL...NO, THERE IS NOTHING STRANGE IN THIS...

Starring: Zenon from Elea, Heraklit from Efez, Xanthippe


 

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Sententias

Diogenes and Nietzsche are dancing at a disco Nietzsche: CARPE DIEM!  Frame 2 Diogenes and Augustyn are observing a sunset Augustyn: MEMENTO MORI...  Frame 3 Rene: EGO LITUS MALO

Starring: Diogenes of Sinope known as the Dog, Frederic Nietzsche, Augustine of Hippo 


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Desire of knowledge

Frame 1 Spinoza: AT WORK ALL DAY, AS USUALLY, RENE Rene: YES, I'M TRYING TO DISCOVER WHAT IS THAT PINEAL GLAND FOR  Frame 2 Rene: ..IF ONLY I HAD MORE VOLUNTEERS TO EXAMINE THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT Spinoza: HMMM...  Frame 3 Rene: I WONDER HOW IT WORKS IN PHILOSOPHERS' BRAINS?

Starring: Rene Descartes, Benedict Spinoza


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The Arrow

Heraclitus: DO YOU STILL CLAIM THAT THIS ARROW WON'T MOVE WHEN I WILL LET GO OF THE BOWSTRING Zeno: NO! DON'T DO THIS PLEASE  Frame 2 Heraclitus: I TELL YOU EVERYTHING IS IN MOVEMENT   Frame 3 Zeno: OH GEE, THAT WAS ONLY A NIGHTMARE..

Starring: Heraclitus of Ephesus, Zeno of Elea


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Definition od man

Frame 1 Plato and Rene are standing and talking Rene:  ARISTOTLE, IF YOU ARE SO WISE, MAYBE YOU WILL GIVE ME A DEFINITION OF HUMAN BEING?  Frame 2 Plato and Rene are standing and talking we can see also Socratese who is plucking a hen Plato: CERTAINLY: HUMAN BEING IS A TWO-LEGGED FEATHERLESS ANIMAL    Frame 3 Rene: OH, REALLY?

Starring: Socrates, Aristotle, Rene Descartes, Two-legged featherless animal


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Contradiction III

I Frame Zenon z Elei: NOTHING CHANGES IT'S CLEAR AS CRYSTAL Heraklit: EVERYTHING IS CHANGING, ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS  II Frame BUM  III Frame Frederic: AS I'M SAYING, CONTRADICTING THOUGHTS CAUSE POWER...

Starring: Zenon from Elea, Heraklit from Efez, Frederic Nietzsche


 

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