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World by philosophers: Leibniy and greetings

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I Frame Leibniz presents situation  II Frame Inscription: How it is supposed to be Two people talks Person 1: HELLO, WHAT'S UP? Person 2: NOTHING NEW, NOTHING CHANGES...  III Frame Inscription: How it is by Leibniz Two people in jars  Person 1: HELLO? I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING! Person 2:  OH NO, THIS AGAIN, I CAN'T HEAR A THING...

Starring: Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, Person 1 and Person 2 


 World by philosophers: Descartes and a walk

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I Frame Frederic: HEY! ARE YOU GOING TO GOD'S FUNERAL? Blaise: NO, I'M NOT  II Frame Blaise:   IF GOD WASN'T DEAD, HE WOULD BE SAD SEEING ME ON HIS FUNERAL. IF HE WAS DEAD, HE WOULDN'T BE SAD NOT SEEING ME THERE.  III Frame Frederic:GOD WAS REALLY SAD NOT SEEING YOU ON HIS FUNERAL

Starring: Rene Descartes, Human, Human Soul


Funeral 

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I Frame Frederic: HEY! ARE YOU GOING TO GOD'S FUNERAL? Blaise: NO, I'M NOT  II Frame Blaise:   IF GOD WASN'T DEAD, HE WOULD BE SAD SEEING ME ON HIS FUNERAL. IF HE WAS DEAD, HE WOULDN'T BE SAD NOT SEEING ME THERE.  III Frame Frederic:GOD WAS REALLY SAD NOT SEEING YOU ON HIS FUNERAL

Starring: Frederic Nietzsche, Blaise Pascal


Great questions 

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 Frame Frederic destroying sand castles Frederic: GET OUT OF HERE, I WANTED TO BUILD HERE.  II Frame Augustine teaches Frederic Augustine:: ME AND MY FELLOWS BUILT HERE WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BORN YET. AND  REMEMBER FOREVER THAT OUR CASTLES ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE  III Frame Heraclitus seating nearby tells truth Heraclitus: OH BOYS, BOYS AND YOU ARE ARGUING AGAIN

Starring: Socrates


Roots of Europe 

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 Frame Frederic destroying sand castles Frederic: GET OUT OF HERE, I WANTED TO BUILD HERE.  II Frame Augustine teaches Frederic Augustine:: ME AND MY FELLOWS BUILT HERE WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BORN YET. AND  REMEMBER FOREVER THAT OUR CASTLES ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE  III Frame Heraclitus seating nearby tells truth Heraclitus: OH BOYS, BOYS AND YOU ARE ARGUING AGAIN

Starring: Frederic Nietzsche, Augustine of Hippo, Heraclitus of Ephesus


Proposal

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I Frame Immanuel walks near the river bank Immanuel: YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, SO WILL YOU MARRY ME? NO... IT'S TOO VULGAR...  II Frame Immanuel thinks in the library Immanuel: MAYBE... AS A FREE MAN I'D LIKE TO ASK FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE AND TO GUARANTEE US EQUAL RIGHTS...  III Frame Immanuel gives up! Immanuel: I'VE GOT IT! OBLIGATION CAN'T BE A PLEASURE, SO I'D LIKE YOU TO MARRY ME.

Starring: Immanuel Kant


Fish

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I Frame Georg and Carl talk Karl: WHERE IS MY FISH? Georg: FISH? FISH  YOU'D  EAT TODAY AND WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW?  II Frame Georg gives Karl fishing rod Georg: I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER FOR YOU.  III Frame Karl: FISHING ROD? DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR AWAY IS THE CLOSEST LAKE?

Starring: Karl Marx, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel


Balls

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I Frame Sherlock, Watson and the deceased in the room Sherlock: HA!  ALL THE EVENING THE DOORS WERE CLOSED, SO THE KILLER IS STILL IN THIS HOUSE Watson:HOW HAVE YOU FIGURED THIS OUT? Sherlock: ELEMENTARY!  DEDUCTION MY DEAR WATSON!  II Frame Aristotle keeps identification card in his hands Aristotle: LOGIC SAFETY AGENCY HERE! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR DISTRIBUTING FAKE DEDUCTIONS  III Frame Aristotle handcuffing Sherlock and Watson Aristotle: YOU HAVE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. ANY FALLACY MAY BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW

Starring: Frederic Nietzsche, Socrates, Authors 


Deduction

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I Frame Sherlock, Watson and the deceased in the room Sherlock: HA!  ALL THE EVENING THE DOORS WERE CLOSED, SO THE KILLER IS STILL IN THIS HOUSE Watson:HOW HAVE YOU FIGURED THIS OUT? Sherlock: ELEMENTARY!  DEDUCTION MY DEAR WATSON!  II Frame Aristotle keeps identification card in his hands Aristotle: LOGIC SAFETY AGENCY HERE! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR DISTRIBUTING FAKE DEDUCTIONS  III Frame Aristotle handcuffing Sherlock and Watson Aristotle: YOU HAVE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. ANY FALLACY MAY BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW

Starring: Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson, Aristotle


The form of Aristotle 

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I Frame We see the chair in which sits the philosopher. Next to the chair is a table on which stands the phone.  Voice from the handset: HOW ARE YOU ARISTOTLE? ISN'T THIS WRITING KILLING YOU? HOW'S YOUR SHAPE?    II Frame The same background. Aristotle: MY FORM IS EXCELLENT! I FEEL JUST LIKE SOCRATES AT THE AGORA. BUT THERE ARE SOME SIDE EFFECTS...  III Frame It turns out that Aristotle is in a form of Socrates Aristotle: ...AND SO RECENTLY I AVOID LIVING MY HOME...

Starring: Aristotle, Plato and the form of Socrates


Likes

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I Frame Rene keeping tablet runs toward Socrates René : SOCRATES! SOCRATES! HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY LIKES WE HAVE ON FACEBOOK!  II Frame Socrates looks on tablet Socrates: I'M NOT SURPRISED AT ALL. I'VE ASKED ALAN FOR HELP  III Frame Alan sits in front of computer and click CLICK! CLICK!

Starring:Socrates, René Descartes, Turing machine


An existence of self

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I Frame David:  WHEN I LOOK INTO ME I DON'T FIND THERE ANY IDEA OF THE SELF. I HAVE THE IMPRESSION THAT A NOTION OF I IS EMPTY. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT?  II Frame Baby: DA...DA...  III Frame David:  I THOUGHT SO!

Starring: David Hume, Baby


Disappointment

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I Frame Frederic seats in his flat near fireplace DING DONG! Frederic: SANTA IS COMING!  II Frame Frederic: OH NO, IT'S ONLY A PRIEST!

Starring: Frederic Nietzsche, Augustine of Hippo


Winter

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I Frame Frederic lays in a bed. The atmosphere is sleeping. Frederic: ZZZZ! ZZZZ!  II Frame Frederic wakes up in a bad with outstretched fist. Frederic: WILL TO POWER  III Frame Frederic lays in a bed. The atmosphere is sleeping. Frederic: ZZZZ! ZZZZ!I Frame Frederic lays in a bed. The atmosphere is sleeping. Frederic: ZZZZ! ZZZZ!  II Frame Frederic wakes up in a bad with outstretched fist. Frederic: WILL TO POWER  III Frame Frederic lays in a bed. The atmosphere is sleeping. Frederic: ZZZZ! ZZZZ!

Starring: Frederic Nietzsche


Philosophy on the market

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I Frame Hegel carries a balloon. Hegel meets Marx Marks:  WHAT'S THIS Hegel: PHILOSOPHY!  II Frame Marx keeps quite big needle Hegel: AND THIS?! WHAT'S THIS?  III Frame Marks:  THE LAW OF SUPPLY AND DEMAND!

  Starring: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, Karl Marx 





New Year 2013

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New Year 2013

 



 

More light

More light

 

 

New circumstances

Kolyska

The Authors, and what's inevitable, the whole comic world of the filozofy found them selves in a quite new, existential if you will, situation. The change is big enough that it shaken by so far untouched regularity in Sunday strips publication. In the near future this situation can persist, the strips may show less regularly, the can be different in form, loose colors etc. We hope that this will not daunt our fans. We promis to bring the old shape as soon as possible.

Capitalism

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I Frame Wittgenstein as a reporter, and Hegel as an expert Immanuel:  IS CAPITALISM A BAD THING? Hegel: NO!  II Frame Wittgenstein as a reporter, and Karl Marks as an expert Immanuel:  IS CAPITALISM A BAD THING? Marks: YES!  III Frame Wittgenstein as a reporter, and Socrates as an expert Immanuel:  IS CAPITALISM A BAD THING? Sokrates:  BAD THING? BUT FOR WHOM?

Starring: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, Karl Marx, Socrates, Ludwig Wittgenstein


Stocktaking

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Stocktaking

Starring: Socrates, René Descartes


Philosophy

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I Frame Nietzsche, Hegel, Spinoza, Socrates look up in the sky Spinoza:  LOOK UP IN THE SKY!  Socrates: IT'S A BIRD! Hegel: IT'S A PLANE! Nietzsche: IT'S PHILOSOPHY   II Frame Pojawia się taki napis PHILOSOPHY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WScaWdl6TEk  III Frame FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET, MORE POWERFULL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE, AND ABLE TO LEAP TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND. PHILOSOPHY! albo FASTER THAN AN ERUDITION, MORE POWERFULL THAN A DEBATE, AND ABLE TO LEAP ARGUMENT IN A SINGLE BOUND. PHILOSOPHY!

Starring: Baruch Spinoza, Socrates, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, Friedrich Nietzsche


The last words of Socrates

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Sokcates is lying on a bed and his face is covered. There sits also his students  Kritona and Plato ( who is not saying a word in the dialog)  Signature:  HE WAS BEGINNING TO GROW COLD ABOUT THE GROIN, WHEN HE UNCOVERED HIS FACE, AND SAID – THEY WERE HIS LAST WORDS.   II Ramka Socrates: I OWE A COCK TO ASCLEPIUS. WILL YOU REMEMBER TO PAY THE DEBT? THE DEBT SHALL BE PAID.  Kriton: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?  III Ramka Students waiting for the reply observe Socrates carefully... Signature:THERE WAS NO ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION.

Starring: Socrates, Kriton, Plato (who actually doesn't say a word in the dialogue).

Citation (prawie): Plato, Pheado 118


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